hahahahahahahahahahaha its tiny fucking legs hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
I belieeeevee this is a baby african plated lizard, and if so they are the SWEETEST BABY LIZARDS EVER
baby african plated lizard? I mean, I’ve seen some incorrect ids before, but how do you even come to that conclusion unless a plated is the closest thing to any sort of skink you’ve ever seen? How do you know what one is without knowing what a skink is? They’re not obscure but also not super well know to people who don’t check our classifieds or read about reptiles in general. I just
things like this keep me up at night
Didn’t you know all lizards are born as snakes? They hatch as snakes, slowly grow out limbs turning them in to lizards, then later they sprout wings making them dragons. Sadly not many of them live that long, the ones that do are really really old and live in giant trees.
This is common knowledge, just like all black snakes are black mambas and snakes like to lie beside their keepers to measure them before eating them, no exceptions, just ask butthurtherpetologist
I want no part of this.
puta culebrita que sustos me dio
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